tumblr stats

Facebook | Twitter | Download | Email | Booking


Photo

Jul 9, 2013
@ 12:05 am
Permalink
40,353 notes

edwardspoonhands:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

talkingbreakfast:

larhunter:

halphillips:

lalondes:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.
Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.
"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.
Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.
The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.
Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload. 
Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day. 
Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.
Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 
So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.
STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS
dragon
techno
comic
japanese cartoon
caper
stunt double
kids’ book
caffeine
army
different town
crying
for kids
montage
bedtime story
hygiene
STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD
Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.
STEP THREE: SHORTS
An Important Rap Song
Where My Hat Is At?
Best Caper Ever
Play Date
The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
One Two, One Two
Fluffy Puff Commercial
STEP FOUR: TOONS
A Jorb Well Done
Cool Things
Date Nite
DNA Evidence
A Folky Tale

props

Just the claps.

Good jorb!

Matt Chapman, the brother who did most of the voices, went to FSU. At one point I went over there for a party and met him and got him to record the outgoing message on my voicemail. I felt like a god.

Ima go pour out a 40 of melonade in memory of the H star R.

This is important.

edwardspoonhands:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

talkingbreakfast:

larhunter:

halphillips:

lalondes:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 

So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

  1. dragon
  2. techno
  3. comic
  4. japanese cartoon
  5. caper
  6. stunt double
  7. kids’ book
  8. caffeine
  9. army
  10. different town
  11. crying
  12. for kids
  13. montage
  14. bedtime story
  15. hygiene

STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

STEP THREE: SHORTS

  1. An Important Rap Song
  2. Where My Hat Is At?
  3. Best Caper Ever
  4. Play Date
  5. The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
  6. One Two, One Two
  7. Fluffy Puff Commercial

STEP FOUR: TOONS

  1. A Jorb Well Done
  2. Cool Things
  3. Date Nite
  4. DNA Evidence
  5. A Folky Tale

props

Just the claps.

Good jorb!

Matt Chapman, the brother who did most of the voices, went to FSU. At one point I went over there for a party and met him and got him to record the outgoing message on my voicemail. I felt like a god.

Ima go pour out a 40 of melonade in memory of the H star R.

This is important.

(via pinkfairyarmajillo)


Link

Jul 5, 2013
@ 7:56 pm
Permalink
18 notes

☠ ☠ ☠: Land of the free, home of the ill-behaved. »

jenndlv:


It’s not as truly hostile about Americans as say “Born in the U.S.A.”: it’s merely sardonic. I was traveling in Java when [its] first McDonald’s went up: it was like, “for fuck’s sake.” The invasion by any homogenised culture is so depressing, the erection of another…

Photo

Jun 30, 2013
@ 1:55 pm
Permalink
350,886 notes

plainflavored:

current status

All day every day

plainflavored:

current status

All day every day

(Source: mf-doom, via pfarchive)


Photoset

Mar 13, 2013
@ 10:36 am
Permalink
35,770 notes

itscolossal:

This is what happens when you run water through a 24hz sine wave.

Science you crazy.

(via freshphotons)


Photoset

Mar 2, 2013
@ 10:20 pm
Permalink
286,307 notes

babylonian:

NEIL

Srs lols

(Source: neilcicierega, via like-luke)


Photoset

Jan 26, 2013
@ 1:32 pm
Permalink
37 notes

like-luke:

wow, thanks a lot youtube captions

Amazing


Video

Jan 8, 2013
@ 12:26 pm
Permalink
2 notes

Anamanaguchi’s new video is just the best thing ever.


Photo

Nov 30, 2012
@ 8:05 am
Permalink
952 notes

screenshotsofdespair:

Love the analog.

Spooky

screenshotsofdespair:

Love the analog.

Spooky


Audio

Nov 1, 2012
@ 12:54 pm
Permalink
Played 29 times.
6 notes

-The Song That Sandy Ate-

Well, kind of. 

I wrote this song during the power outage in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, then tried to back it up and lost the entire contents of my cart. Stupid Mega Memory cart. Anyway, posting the demo of it that I recorded using my phone to gauge interest- is this song worth retracking? Let me know!! 


Photo

Oct 26, 2012
@ 11:57 pm
Permalink
13,146 notes

thedailywhat:

Ancient Roman Artifacts of the Day: These carved bone phalluses with finely detailed wings — dating back 1,600 to 2,000 years — were dug up in Britain and recently published in the journal Britannia. 
Splendid!
[animalny]

Uhhh half of these look like the birds from Birdemic.

thedailywhat:

Ancient Roman Artifacts of the Day: These carved bone phalluses with finely detailed wings — dating back 1,600 to 2,000 years — were dug up in Britain and recently published in the journal Britannia. 

Splendid!

[animalny]

Uhhh half of these look like the birds from Birdemic.